KUNG-FU FIGHTING

name: Gizmo
age: 6
where? Roundhouse Park (b4 it got f**k'ed up!)
style (in 1 word): frugal
gig: professional crotch sniffer
dream gig: pool boy
soundtrack to your life: Black listed by Neko Case
best thing about T.O.? sh*t loads of funky smells
worst thing about T.O.? Not allowed in cafes
can't live without? fire hydrants
who would you want to play you in a movie? Kenny Rogers (pre-surgery)
little known fact? was a buddhist monk for 2 years
what's dead sexy? playing hard to get